September 21, 2015

happy monday, motherfuckers. #mycoffeeistoosmall #ishouldprobablycleanoffmydesk

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September 19, 2015

sometimes you just have to really mean it. #idontknowknoxsinstagramwoops

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September 19, 2015

i swear to god this fool doesn't actually own any shirts and it's gross af to look at. #whyistherenovomitingemoji #idontknowknoxsinstagramwoops

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September 18, 2015

chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. #beerfloatiesareagirlsbestfriend

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September 17, 2015

throwback to that time i had the giant mystery sword before it vanished. #imissit #whycantihavenicethings

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September 17, 2015

all these years and i'm still waiting on my hogwarts letter. please please please. #stepoffmymugnerds

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September 15, 2015

throwback to last night. i never wanted to go home but @frankusenstein said i had to. :( #coneyisland2k15 #illmissyou

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September 13, 2015

that's it. i'm quitting everything and learning how to swallow swords. #ivefoundmycalling #coneyisland2k15 @frankusenstein

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September 13, 2015

get in my belly. #ijustatetwochilidogs #noregrets #coneyisland2k15 @frankusenstein

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September 11, 2015

just a normal day at the office with @izzycas.

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September 11, 2015

breakfast of champions. #getinmybelly #iwishitwascaptaincrunch

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September 11, 2015

why in the name of god am i awake this early? #sleepingaloneisweird #slowandsteady #gettingbetter

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September 10, 2015

if you're not reading this, you should seriously reevaluate your priorities.

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September 07, 2015

sven approves of these giant sticks. #lilfluffernutterisgettingsobig #keepingbusystayingpositive

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September 07, 2015

nothing like that first thwap in the morning. #gettingbacktogood

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September 06, 2015

remembering to stay happy and appreciate the little things in life. #newbeginnings #butistillmissyou #coolstorybro

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August 31, 2015

this day just got super shitty, super fast. #brbeatingmyfeelings

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August 28, 2015

sometimes @peskywinterses takes pictures when i'm not looking. it's fucking creepy. #thisisntevengoodform

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