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littlebigcass girl, you are the worst at calling people.

shootstraight @littlebigcass I'M SORRY! It was last minute. It's the giant's birthday, but I promise I will call you ASAP.

punchingandkicking you fuckin' better call her or we're gonna have words.

shootstraight @punchingandkicking Bitch, you don't scare me. I will cut you.

elijahpope Girls... Play nice.

shootstraight @elijahpope What are you gonna do? Ground me? ... Just kidding, I love you. pleasedontgroundme.

littlebigcass ... WAIT WAIT WAIT EVERYONE SHUT UP. you're all missing the very important question: the boything is here, too? OOH! DO WE GET TO MEET HIM!?!?!

elijahpope Wait. You have a "boything"?

shootstraight @elijahpope Yeah... about that... Surprise? @littlebigcass @punchingandkicking ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. I don't need you assholes scaring him off.

annabelly Hopefully you manage not to spill coffee on anyone this time.

shootstraight @annabelly So far so good! Thank you for being the sane one. >:(